Astronomer CEO Andy Byron And His Colleague Kristin I Took My Sidepiece To The Coldplay Concert And It Ruined My Life Funny Shirt

Turn awkward memories into comedy gold with the “I Took My Sidepiece To The Coldplay Concert And It Ruined My Life” Funny Shirt—the ultimate tongue-in-cheek keepsake for music fans, office jokesters, and anyone who appreciates a great story with a twist. Inspired by the viral tale of Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and his colleague Kristin, whose Coldplay concert adventure turned into an unforgettable headline, this shirt immortalizes those legendary concert moments when life gets just a little too real.

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Product Highlights

• 100% U.S. cotton – sustainably grown, responsibly harvested
• Mid-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) – ideal for all seasons
• Classic unisex fit – relaxed and versatile (S–5XL)
• Crew neckline – neat, timeless look
• Tear-away tag – zero irritation
• Oeko-Tex® certified – tested for harmful substances

Shipping & Care

• Made to order – tracking available within 7–9 business days
• Cold wash inside-out, hang dry recommended
• Backed by a 30-day return policy and 2-year EU warranty